" Inevitably there came a point at which I had to pause and ask myself:
How would you like it? How would you like to be lying there on the autopsy table having the coroner slice you up into a variety of sexual aids?
The femur bone makes a fine dildo. Intestines are natural prophylactics.
The heart, that organ of romance, can be used as a four-chambered pocket pussy. Whatever remains of your body afterward can be filled with KY instead of embalming fluid—or vice versa, perhaps a horny little necro nymph will come along and leech the embalming fluid from your body to use as a “personal lubricant.” Who knows? The possibilities are endless. Do you prefer your corpse to be a waste product or a sex object? "